Good Joke!

Found this joke in mail....It was really good one...



A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbour, get outta here."
The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

( This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by
an Indian.)

Lok Paritran in Chennai

I got this msg through a sms from my friend...Not sure of the info but still its worth putting it up here.

This is the list of candidates contesting for Lok Paritran in the coming elections in Tamil Nadu, their names and the contesting constituency is as follows:

1. Santhanagopal in Mylapore
2. Elanthirumaran in Chepauk
3. Mahesh in Thousand Lights
4. Prashanth Sharma in Egmore
5. Arvind Tiruvaiyar in T.Nagar
6. Rajamani in Anna Nagar
7. Hariharan in Saidapet
8. Rabindra Ganesh in Park Town

They have an action plan as given in this press meet
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Reservation

RESERVATION

The above link takes u to a poll on whether to know if u support a proposed reservation.All these days we have been putting up with this crap over every walk of our lives, but today our politicians want to penetrate into the premier institutions of our country tat stand not only big but also only one of the few things we can take pride in.
Has not our country improved?
Should there still be reservation based on caste?
Will our country ever get freedom from these division of ppl based on caste and creed?
When all tat the politicians do, try to seperate the society based on caste, why does their agenda always read as "we can create a casteless society"

The bus

When summer begins all troubles begin....Well I am speaking about my bus journey back home from ma college.Its a very wonderful journey(sarcasm intended) to and fro from ma college.I ensoi every second of it(GOD!!!).With all these wonderful things,My transport department had this wonderful plan of combining two routes..(for those who don't know wat combining routes means, It means that You make ppl travelling in 2 busses to accomodate themselves into one)
Those guys don't know simple arithmetic wherein 2+2=4....but for these guys 2+2=2 or something close to 1..Why I say this, is because they put 2 ppl per sq inch of the dumb rickety bus.
Now coming to the problem today, these transport super intellects combined the routes without any prior warnin...thus i got nothin but an inch of space to b seated and because of the fact that there was no place in the bus, people sittin had to serve as seats for the less fortunate standees.Thus there was one person on my lap and i had to hold my bag too...On top of this the bus was as hot as an oven running on the high!
So I was swooning under the xtreme conditions of temperature and pressure,with no air to chill out the interiors of the bus.When I got off the bus, it was like I was back from hell....uuuufff.

NOTE:This post was posted as a way to vent out my xtreme irritation with this summer and my colls transport dept.

Heat wave!

Its summer time and chennai burns.Its the time of the year everything and everyone melts down to nothing.The sun never feels sorry for shining down at our city during this time.I hate the dumb heat....god it just kills!!!
Well I should tell you about the better part of the summer, one gets to eat lots of ice cream, water melon and of course COLD water..
Its terribly hot here....even if u wanna escape and go somewhere..u can't do tat cos the university is well known for conducting xams in extreme conditions of temperature.
Onnu kottara mazhayil xam irrukum, illena eriyira viyila..cha.

Gettin back to the topic, its difficult to do basic things during the summer. Like a simple walk to the nearby place can be an xtremely difficult thing.When u start walking from ur home into the street u begin to feel the horrible thermal wave blowin into ur face...After a few minutes you begin sweating profusely and then it begins the terrible mania to wipe the sweat off ur face...u go on doin it at the rate of one wipe per sec to multiple times.
i hate the damn weather.......aaaggggghhh.

The Document

Now now now....There is a new problem now.Yes, my documentation is standing unfinished.
I seriously keep telling myself, if I stop all my other work (not worth mentioning)
I can do something about it...Dono..I will put up a happy post (statin tat I fin the dumb thing)asap.